Talk the Talk 话话世界

Exam is coming soon... Anyway, I will still blog. What am I going to blog
today? My life? Nothing special about it... However, I think my character and
sometimes my speeches act like spices in my life... LOL. Today, I gonna
share some of my crazy quotes that I said in my 6th Form life...

1st, I think this is the best...

Me and Kheing Aik (swimmer) are in Sunway Pyramid... We taking escallator and I starting crapping with him...

Me: Kheing Aik, will you have a girl friend soon???

KA: Nope...

Me: Yeah... People around you are gay...

KA: No?! (in a soft tone)

Me: I think that's because you are... GAY. (In a strong British Accent)

KA: Nope! Screw you...

Me: Haha. I think I keep repeating that you are a gay everyday and one day you will believe that you are a GAY...

KA: WTH?! *U*K U!!!

Me: I'm not GAY... HAHA.(Evil laughs...)

2nd, I was walking with a bunch of people... I saw one of my seniors driving car and leaving...

Me: If I stand in the middle of the road, what will he do?

Friend A: He will step faster and run over you...

Me: No way!!! He wouldn't run over such a cute person!!!

Friend B: Oh My God!!!

3rd, Keh Hau a.k.a a guy that try to rape me... is sitting next to me... All over the sudden, I'm bored so...

Me: So boring la... I want to die and go back to heaven...

Keh Hau: Don't want... I want follow you go back to heaven...

Me: No way... We will be too heavy to go back to heaven... (LOL) I'm barely fly up by my own edi...

Keh Hau? (Speechless)

Me? (Got sexual harrestments from that guy after this conversation...)

4th, I happened to say this few days ago during recess time...

Me: Why am I involving in the Perbarisan...

Someone: Yeah lo...

Me: Yeah la... The indians are so dark... i'm scared of dark le... Can they switch on the light or something???

Everyone in class LOL...

5th, during chemistry classes... My dear teacher Puan Wong used to ask questions and normally I will be the one answered... And there's a moment when

pn.WOng : What is the shape of the orbitals...

Me: Oval (over) la... The class is over...

Pn.Wong: Yeah la... It's oval...

Whole class laughed...

6th, during MUET time... Teacher had tell us the values that a good friend should have...

Mdm Ho: Yeah lo... We always want a friend that cheerful... Who like to be depress...

Me: Yeah lo... But the teacher don't let us talk... We are so not cheerful...

Timothy: depressing lo...

LOL again...

I have a lot funny quotes but last one to share... Me and the Keh Hau again... This why the back are always noisy because too many funny conver going on...

Puan See: I have only one email...

Me(to keh hau): I got 4 to 5 (in chinese sound like 15) email accounts...

Keh Hau: 15???

Me: No la... if you mean everything then got 15 la... Youtube I got 3 accounts...

Keh Hau: So many?

Me: Yeah... I had one... But then there are some videos only allow 18+ to view...

Keh Hau: (stunned a bit)... Yeah I also got 2...

Me and Keh Hau: LOL (keep laughing...because it's very funny...like we suddenly revealed that...)

Puan See: are you two ok???

Me: Yeah... we juz need some time to laugh...

LOL. I started to feel stress and didn't enjoy Form6 life recently nonetheless my friends did helped me through a lot... They can tahan my jokes and funny quotes... Sometimes... I really appreciate and thank god for putting me into this group of people... We laughed and enjoyed... After all, that's the best way to destress...

Thank you for reading and hope you can imagine... the situation...

The next post will be the 300th post in this blog!!! Have to do some special about it...